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      Season One

• The Race Begins
• Divide and Conquer
• Home for Some
• Colossal Showdown
• Desert Storm
• Whatever it Takes to Win
• Triumph and Loss
• Competition to the Fullest
• Home for Some
• The Unexpected Twist
• To the Physical and Mental Limit
• Fight to the Last Minute
• Race to the Finish (1)
• Race to the Finish (2)

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      Season Two

• The World is Waiting: Go!
• Help Me, I'm American
• My Alarm Clock Didn't Go Off
• This Game Is About Minutes
• Welcome to the World of Being Human
• I'm Gonna Take His Girl
• Triumph and Loss
• Competition to the Fullest
• I'm Gonna Throw Up on Phil's Shoes
• I'm Not a Miner! No, You're an Idiot!
• To the Physical and Mental Limit
• Ready to Lose Our Lives
• It's Hammer Time
• Follow That Plane!

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      Season Three

• What If Our Parachute Doesn't Open?
• This Seems Like The Path Straight to Hell!
• You Always Just Forget About Me!
• Did You See How I Stopped It? With My Face
• What Happens If I Slip? Am I Just Hanging Off a Cliff?
• I'm a Much Better Liar Than You Are
• I'm Supposed to be Indebted to Her for the Rest of the Race?!
• This Is More Important Than Your Pants Falling Down!
• Why Did You Have to Take Your Pants Off?!
• Don't Try to Play the Moralist Now!
• They're Slithering to the Finish Line Like the Rest of Us!

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      Season Four

• Cheaters Never Win --- And They Cheated!
• It Doesn't Say Anything About First Come, First Served. And We're Bigger.
• I Wasn't Even Going to Touch You Until You Slammed My Head Backwards!
• Check Your Tires Because...Oh God, You Never Know What'll Happen!
• You Are Just Deliberately Trying to Make Us Lose!
• I Could Never Have Been Prepared for What I'm Looking at Right Now
• We're Going Down the Wrong Side of the Freeway...And the Lights Are Off!
• The Princess Reminded Me of My Grandmother. She Was Very Old but Still Very, Very with It
• We're Not at Charm School Learning to How to Be a Gentleman, We're Racing
• That's Me. That's My Face. Just Hit My Face. Hit My Face!
• Such a Nice Pheremone Smell to You; Just Makes Me Want to Stay Close to You
• He's a Few Ticks Away from Having a Heart Attack!
• It's Like Adam Building His First House!

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      Season Five

• Clearly, I'm More Intelligent Than You
• It Turned Ugly Just Now
• I Got Electrocuted
• Who Says Pageant Girls Don't Eat?
• Are You Good at Puzzles?
• Why Can't We Get a Camel?
• Are You Sure This Is Safe?
• I'm Going to Jail
• If You're Gonna Whine, Just Shut Up!
• If They're Screwing the Helmet to My Head, It Can't Be Good
• It's Okay, Run Them Over!
• You've Just Made Me a Millionaire

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      Season Six

• The Game's Afoot
• I'm Not His Wife -- He Doesn't Need to Scream at Me
• Counting Bears Is Not Rocket Science
• What if It Isn't Sanitary
• Quit Following Us
• They Should Probably Have Some Counseling
• Phil Is a Choo-Choo Charlie
• One of You, I'm Gonna Break in Half
• Tell My Mom I Love Her
• Are There Instructions on Donkey Handling?
• It Always Comes Down to the Details
• You Deal With This Before I Hyperventilate
• 4 Continents, 24 Cities, 40,000 Miles

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       Season Seven

• Courteous? This Is a Race!
• The Whole Country Hates Me
• Do You Need Some Mouth-to-Mouth Resuscitation
• What a Gaucho You Are
• I've Been Wanting a Face-Lift for a Long Time
• Houston, We Have An Elephant
• They Saved the Eyeball
• Mow'em Down Like Grass
• We Have A Bad Elephant!
• We Got a Gnome! We Got a Gnome!
• The Devil Made Me Do It
• Five Continents, 25 Cities and More than 40,000 Miles

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      Season Eight

• Go Mommy, Go! We Can Beat Them
• How Do We Know We Aren't Going to Get Shot?
• I Don't Kiss, I Make Out!
• Think Like an Office Chair
• We're Getting Out of the Country, Girls
• I'm Sick of Doing Stuff I Can't Do
• You Look Ridiculous
• How's That Face Feel?
• Don't Talk to Me Like I Was an Animal or Something
• The Family Christmas Card
• 25 Days, 50 Cities, and More than 600 Consecutive Hours as a Family...

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      Season Nine

• Here We Go, Baby, Off to Win a Million Bucks!
• I'm Filthy and I Love It!
• I'm in Russia Playing with Dolls
• It's Not Over Until Phil Sings
• Good Thing I Took That Human Anatomy Class in High School
• Sleep Deprivation is Really Starting to Irritate Me
• Herculean Effort for Some Herculean Dudes
• Here Comes the Bedouin!
• Do You Know How Much Running I Did Today, Phil?
• Man, They Should Have Used Their Fake Names
• I Think This Monkey Likes Me!
• 5 Continents...10 Countries...And More than 59 Thousand Miles!

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